Big White is AWESOME! Cos the people number er 472 I think...

 Brad, Brad and New Brad...! 

Safety gear is important
when you are a sparky!

The mountain (I mean f***** beer) is this way!

Brad... and Brad... we miss them both - one was Australian and an electrician, the other well he was Australian and an electrician... (Australia breeds them apparently, comes from the convict stock... actually most convicts were electricians... and they were all named Brad... even the female ones - true(ish) fact that I just made up).

Anyway we liked the Brads, they were characters.


Brad-

• Swore lots, in fact if he did not swear his sentences would not have a structure... or words...
• Only swore when he was talking, or texting, or emailing, or writing... or thinking...
• Brad did not swear in his CV! But that was typed by his sister.
• Brad was regularly late for work... except strangely enough when he was drunk and had not gone to bed... but then you had to use the broad definition of 'work'.
• Brad had big Jazz hands... well one anyway.
• Brad would get drunk lots.
• And lots...
• And lots... and then gets you drunk! Bad Brad.
• And then 'work'.
• The most important thing about Brad was that he got my humour... well most of it anyway (good god man what do you expect he is Australian!)

Happy Jo

Other Brad.

Brad the Mixologist - Shaken not Shtirred.

• Was always happy and always smiling - no, I don't know why, maybe he was sick.
• Brad was the happiest server at the Globe (well apart from Jo).
• Brad was the cutest server at the Globe (well apart from Jo).
• Brad would give me hugs... I preferred Jo's... "I'm a hugger!" he would say... "I'm a puncher..."
• Brad was the best mixologist (okay, second best) in the whole wide world... Well Big White anyway. (Jo didn't enter the competition).
• Brad was a stalker "I just want to give you a hug." "...it is 2am Brad, and I am in bed... F*** Off!"
• And yes, Brad got my humour too!

Good ol' Brads... but now they have gone back to Australia... Booo...! Who will laugh at my crap jokes now...? 

Yes! New Brad!

New Brad Button.

• New Brad is a chef at Globe for the summer. And he is the bestest cook ever (except for Jo... oh and Taryn... ok, bestest cook ever named New Brad, who works at Globe, in the summer! Yay!) 
• New Brad used to be called Daniel... yes exactly my thoughts too! Now he is called New Brad! Cool eh!
• New Brad thinks he is funny. He is not.
• New Brad has a weird neck beard thingy... Weird!
• New Brad has got huge buttons that you can press all the time. 
• New Brad gets cranky when you press his buttons...! Which is funny.
• New Brad does not think this is funny.
• New Brad likes to cook good food... 
• New Brad likes to be told about problems with his food.
• New Brad does not know what 'Spicy' means (Jo does tho).
• New Brad goes pink in the sun... except for the weird neck beardy spot. Jo does not, and she has no weird neck beardy thing.
• New Brad complains lots, and is cranky like most chefs.



I drank 10 beers!
(It is a Roman Joke),

• New Brad is a DJ, but not with discs and he does not ride horses. 

• New Brad gets our jokes! We like New Brad!

Sólido Properties ownes, manages, rents, invests, drinks (when with Brad) lives and abuses (in a kind and loving way) people at Big White. We also write a blog about stuff... Anyhoo... if you are still reading... stop it!