Wednesday, 5 November 2014

Big White is AWESOME! Season is nigh...

New Brad in Green... and without the neck beardy thing.
Click the link, go on, click it Bluebell loves
being called New Brad.
Not really sure what 'nigh' means but it seemed to fit.

And yes the season is almost here, we just need that white stuff... not that stuff*... Snow! Yay! It did try the other day and then it rained... which caused me a headache. Actually it cause lots of people headaches in my little circle of acquaintances.

*Please note I was referring to flour here.

One of my places flooded... without permission. It would seem the drain rock on the uphill side of the building decided to be just rock, whilst the home became the drain. So, headache for my tenants... "...er Chris, we have a cm of water throughout the house..."

I had to find them a temporary home for a while... anyone been trying to find accommodation recently? You know how easy this is... And my owner (who just 10 days ago replaced all the baseboard) is in the process of rectifying the new problem... and replacing baseboard... again...

Despite the owners best efforts, the tenants best efforts and my own... cursing repeatedly, did not provide an effective solution to the problem, not yet anyway... I'm still trying.

What a cute couple of lovebirds... with Jo.
And all my places are full... yay! Of Aussies... Boo! Who have paid...! Yay! Only joking I like Aussies, they are like elephants, interesting to look at... wouldn't want my own tho. Actually I rented two yesterday, Steph and her friend... great value. What...? They helped me clean a place.

And halloween at Sam's how awesome was that!!? What a cool way to start the season. Great pics eh? I chose them myself, it is a natural talent.

People ask me why I do this blog. They say 'why... why... why...!' A number of reasons, for example my fans... well fan (thanks mum) and my own personal entertainment, cos it is all about me. Oh yes it is, oh, and to promote my business.

Doing this blog has taught me lots. Did you know that abusing people attracts the most views? It does, who would have guessed. I did some extensive research and came up with some interesting facts leading to some quantitative and qualitative conclusions... 'oooh look... that's cool...' my work is not published yet. Apparently Academia is a little behind the times and still does not recognize 'that's cool' as a valid conclusion to a hypothesis.

So in the interest of shameless self promotion of my business and for business development reasons...

Doc Mike having the 'situation'
explained to him by Troy.
Tenants, new, mostly. Chrissy is still here, she is my best. Yes she is. I don't care Lucy, you are not #1. You are number 1... living in Treetops... 27... who works for Big White... named Lucy. Happy now? Marty and Jen-Abel (I don't know how to spell it...) are with Chrissy. Peta the 'just one more beer...' girl moved all the way to next door... gonna wish she stayed, I dropped off some beer last night... it is my thing, well the thing I do, not my thing thing... And actually the tradition (that I just made up) is to invite your beer provider dude in when he provides beer... yes Adele I know I used that joke last night... 

Now Adele... she was one of my tenants in the new unrequested swimming pool, she was a little upset... I said 'think of this as an adventure...' I got a 'look' and shut my mouth. I tried a joke (see above)...

Anyway, I think that is it for me, I have to go and do that thing again... you know work... so inconvenient.

Not #1 
Sólido Properties  lives, owns, works, rents and manages properties and does not update the website in a timely and professional manner. Tries (and seems to be failing this time) to sign off on the blog with unique and humorous closings, drinks beer, and hides his bald spot with a took...

And has a Facebook page, you should 'like it'... I don't know why, is it not what you do? Okay... whatever.


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