Big White is AWESOME! The new adventures of Baldy and Hairy Dude...

Who...?

UBBS...

Well, me and some other dude... (I'm Chris btw, just in case of confusion) you can easily tell us apart I am the Devastatingly-handsome, Universal Master Brain, beardy boy (or DUMB) with no hair. Scott is the other beardy boy; not devastatingly handsome hairy headed dude... (Ugly Beardy Boy Scott... or UBBS) some people would disagree with my description - Scott for one, but the thing is, I have control of the blog... not him. And once, as you well know, it hits the internet, it becomes forever recorded as fact in the Canals of history... true story - just ask Trump. Note, I was going to use 'annals' of history but the word looked funny... well, Annals - Latin: annāles meaning Annus "year". You see my issue? 


"But 'Canals'...?" Yes, I know... shut up.

DUMB thinking.

Before you keep reading let me just tell you something. This blog is part of a comprehensive marketing strategy to drive interest to our new business - yes! You are correct, a 'ol' big advert! Cool eh? It also allows me to abuse Scott too! Double trouble.

What...? You're still reading...? Cos you've nothing better to do, you say... I'll keep going then. Of course if your name is Lucy, you may want to discover if I have written about 'Pie'... if so click on this (appropriately named) link - Pie.

Okay, continuing... Hairy dude and I figured there was an opportunity to exploit a building renovation, small project construction, maintenance and renovation gap. You know the kind of thing that just rolls off the tongue, like a wasp in the mouth. 

• A new kitchen, 
• Interior or exterior painting.
• Drywall - repair and installation.
• Hardwood floor installation, 
• Tiling etc etc.
• And other stuff, yes... Other stuff.

But, could we be competitive? Cost? Quality? Time? They are the Holy Grail of almost any project. 

Cost - yes, it will cost.
Quality - of course... we are English, Quality Street was every kid's Christmas Day, breakfast tradition.
Time - currently, 10:39. Oops sorry... what am I thinking... in the morning.

Doing the 'Quality' thing...

Holy Grail sir, Holy Grail.

So, there you have it. A brilliant marketing campaign... well the first bit anyway. We also don't have business cards, flyers, logo, either. Did you know Coca Cola spends around $12b (yes, billion) each year on marketing? This drivel only cost me my time! And as it is part of my blog, I get paid for it! Did you know that since I wrote my first blog all those years ago, I have earned a whopping... wait, whopping may be too strong a word... modest, lets go with modest. ...earned a 'modest' $32 Canadian. Yes! I am a paid writer, my friend. Friends, I mean friends, you are a plurality now. Hey! Don't be getting all political on me, I can use the word here - it also means 'a state of being plural' so bugger off.

Anyhooo, back on topic. Ugly Beardy-boy Scott (UBBS) and myself (DUMB) work as a

UBBS checking out the
'work-quality'

great team - he does most of the easy, lazy stuff, you know, the actual work... whilst I do the difficult stuff - yes, 'the masterminding...'

Right now, whilst UBBS is slacking off on a construction site, I have to be here in the Caribbean improving my inconsiderable kite-boarding skills... this masterminding is not easy.

Well, wind is getting up, I had best finish.

So, contact us when you need some of that 'worky' thing done, this is a link to our broken website. As you can see our link is also broken... but this is a link to our Facebook page - you can contact us from there. Best add some pics now.

Oh oh oh... I forgot (so this is a kind of PS) one reader (okay, 'the' reader) has suggested I write a book - and low and behold here is breaking news!!! I have a name for a character - Beholdan Low. No... that is all I have. No... no story concept. No! I have no idea what it will be about... good name though eh?