Tuesday, 18 November 2014

Big White is AWESOME! Skis for sale.

Yes. This is an advertisement.

Well... kinda.

I was discussing with wifey the various merits of skis... it went along the lines of-

Me - "I think I probably need some new skis..."
Wifey responded with one of those loud silences... Initially I jumped to the conclusion that she wholeheartedly agreed with my assessment. I continued.

Me - "Yes, I'm not sure whether I should get the Head Rally or the Head Rev85... or maybe I should just get both... what do you think?"
Wifey - more silence... but she is looking at me... this is a positive sign, right...?

Me - "Blake raved about the Rally and so did Dobbi, and they are really good skiers... I should get some..."
Wifey - more silence and she is still looking at me but now her head is kind of tilted to one side and her eyebrows are raised... she doesn't seem to be blinking.

My pic.
Me - "And Lindsey at Dizzy's really likes the Rev85 especially as a teaching ski... he suggested I get both... I like Lindsey"
Wifey - still no sound and no movement... well actually some movement... there seems to be a vain pulsing... well maybe not a single vein...

Me - "Maybe boots too... what do you think? Now I know I have four pairs of skis already, but you are wrong* when you say four pairs are enough..." 
Wifey - "...

*I strongly recommend not using this word unless it is predicated by 'I was...' 

I kinda missed the first part of what she said, it was in a very low, almost inaudible tone, you know the one dogs make when other dogs go near their food... they get all still and stuff and their teeth start showing... and have you ever seen those politicians that talk really fast and they kinda start foaming at the corners of their mouth?

Anyhoo... cutting the story short I have some skis for sale, apparently I was mistaken (very) about telling her she was wrong. Consequently I realized I have far too many pairs of skis...

My pic too/two.
So...
Atomic D2 (the first pair of skis I don't need anymore... apparently if I don't use them I don't need them... it is a new rule in my house (when I say 'my' I really mean her) rule #1753).

From some online ski mag.
I like this pic cos of
 the retail price...!
The Details
Length 175cm
Tip 125mm
Waist 75mm
Tail 112mm
Bindings Atomic Neox TL
Max Din 12

The skis have some surface scratches... but the bases are great, they were waxed and edged for summer storage. The bindings are fully adjustable to fit almost any size ski boot.

Not my pic.
If you want a very good ski as a second pair or even (I hate to say) for early season/marginal conditions these are the ones. $175.

These are a heavier ski but they will cut through anything at Big White, yes even rocks... not really but they are very stable. Not really a beginner ski, more intermediate/advanced - perfect for carving on groomer days. I am 5'9" and 177lbs and was borderline for the shorter length.

Next.
Look - skis are already adjusted
for carving a left turn 
Dings
The next pair of skis I discovered I no longer want... a pair of Rossi Scratch. Twin tips, park ski (90% park according to the all knowing internet thingy). Actually I like them for bumps (cos I am crap in the park) on 4-6cm powder days.

The Details
Length - 174cm
Waist - 80mm
Bindings Scratch 200 
Din setting - 11

Whooo... look... pretty angle pic.
A lighter, wood core ski, more edge control than the wider BC version (I have a pair of those too...) but the tips can chatter somewhat. Easy to turn, twitchy and light.

Bases are almost perfect and the surfaces have some minor scratches/dings see pics. Waxed and edged - $125.




The skis are on the mountain (currently causing matrimonial strife) if you are interested in the skis (or saving my marriage) you can email me at solidorentals@gmail.com

Wednesday, 5 November 2014

Big White is AWESOME! Season is nigh...

New Brad in Green... and without the neck beardy thing.
Click the link, go on, click it Bluebell loves
being called New Brad.
Not really sure what 'nigh' means but it seemed to fit.

And yes the season is almost here, we just need that white stuff... not that stuff*... Snow! Yay! It did try the other day and then it rained... which caused me a headache. Actually it cause lots of people headaches in my little circle of acquaintances.

*Please note I was referring to flour here.

One of my places flooded... without permission. It would seem the drain rock on the uphill side of the building decided to be just rock, whilst the home became the drain. So, headache for my tenants... "...er Chris, we have a cm of water throughout the house..."

I had to find them a temporary home for a while... anyone been trying to find accommodation recently? You know how easy this is... And my owner (who just 10 days ago replaced all the baseboard) is in the process of rectifying the new problem... and replacing baseboard... again...

Despite the owners best efforts, the tenants best efforts and my own... cursing repeatedly, did not provide an effective solution to the problem, not yet anyway... I'm still trying.

What a cute couple of lovebirds... with Jo.
And all my places are full... yay! Of Aussies... Boo! Who have paid...! Yay! Only joking I like Aussies, they are like elephants, interesting to look at... wouldn't want my own tho. Actually I rented two yesterday, Steph and her friend... great value. What...? They helped me clean a place.

And halloween at Sam's how awesome was that!!? What a cool way to start the season. Great pics eh? I chose them myself, it is a natural talent.

People ask me why I do this blog. They say 'why... why... why...!' A number of reasons, for example my fans... well fan (thanks mum) and my own personal entertainment, cos it is all about me. Oh yes it is, oh, and to promote my business.

Doing this blog has taught me lots. Did you know that abusing people attracts the most views? It does, who would have guessed. I did some extensive research and came up with some interesting facts leading to some quantitative and qualitative conclusions... 'oooh look... that's cool...' my work is not published yet. Apparently Academia is a little behind the times and still does not recognize 'that's cool' as a valid conclusion to a hypothesis.

So in the interest of shameless self promotion of my business and for business development reasons...

Doc Mike having the 'situation'
explained to him by Troy.
Tenants, new, mostly. Chrissy is still here, she is my best. Yes she is. I don't care Lucy, you are not #1. You are number 1... living in Treetops... 27... who works for Big White... named Lucy. Happy now? Marty and Jen-Abel (I don't know how to spell it...) are with Chrissy. Peta the 'just one more beer...' girl moved all the way to next door... gonna wish she stayed, I dropped off some beer last night... it is my thing, well the thing I do, not my thing thing... And actually the tradition (that I just made up) is to invite your beer provider dude in when he provides beer... yes Adele I know I used that joke last night... 

Now Adele... she was one of my tenants in the new unrequested swimming pool, she was a little upset... I said 'think of this as an adventure...' I got a 'look' and shut my mouth. I tried a joke (see above)...

Anyway, I think that is it for me, I have to go and do that thing again... you know work... so inconvenient.

Not #1 
Sólido Properties  lives, owns, works, rents and manages properties and does not update the website in a timely and professional manner. Tries (and seems to be failing this time) to sign off on the blog with unique and humorous closings, drinks beer, and hides his bald spot with a took...

And has a Facebook page, you should 'like it'... I don't know why, is it not what you do? Okay... whatever.


Sunday, 12 October 2014

A Story...

"Chris... Chris...? Y'alrite mate...?" My radio was speaking to me, it was Yam Yam. He was sounding a bit distressed... 'yes, I think so...' my mind was talking to itself, I was bruised, everything was upside down, no visible blood tho... I'm... I seem okay. I found the mike, "yeah..." I groaned into it, "I think so..."

Seconds later Yam Yam opens the door and sticks his head in... I look up at him... "fuckin el, Chris, you fuckin idiot, whar happened...?" (You have to forgive him, Brummie you see) Well, as it happened I had rolled my class II truck with about what was $2m of UN equipment on the back... generators, now worth significantly less... as was the $250k truck now upside down... We had to go though, he new it, I new it, the place was dangerous. The Serbs liked shooting at us in this area, but we were not special, they liked shooting at everyone.

Actually being shot at was part of the 'turning the truck over' thingy... kinda...

Yam Yam was my convoy partner out of Tuzla Airbase during the Yugoslavian crisis, we would drive in and out of Bosnia, usually to Zagreb via Split and the coast road. Pre-war, the trip would take 3-4 hours by highway; sometimes it took Yam Yam and I 36 hours to get to Zagreb. Different roads, different routes, different road blocks but we got through every time... well except the truck thingy this time... Beer would help the road blocks become access routes... sometimes we would see tracer bullets flying overhead, you could not hear the shots, they were too far away but you could see the red tracers. One time a mortar landed behind a grassy knoll on my left, and the truck driver in front of me panicked running round checking his vehicle, well you would wouldn't you, if you were driving a fuel truck.

Not only was Yam Yam my convoy partner, but we also lived in the same house in Tuzla, we both enjoyed intermittent heat, no telephone, water sometimes and no electricity... (actually we had 'found' this UN generator, just sitting there (in storage), it gave us 4Kw of power) and when we did have electric there was no TV, but we did have a video recorder... but no videos. I lie... we had one season of Blackadder... we watched it lots... And lots...

I had met Yam Yam 18 months earlier, both of us landed in Zagreb around the same time late 1993, in the middle of a snowstorm. Our induction and pre sector deployment had us in what was (pre-war) a beautiful spa hotel an hour outside of Zagreb city. Indoor pools, outdoor pools, hot tubs etc. The indoor pools were great, the outdoor pools were cold, being buried in snow does that. One of my first memories of Yam Yam was daring each other to swim a length of the outdoor pool... cold - I think my bits have still not recovered... that is my excuse anyway... What...? I was 25, I could do dumb stuff as a 25 year old.

Oh, the truck turny over thingy. The place was called Banovici, (unsurprisingly, still is) and it was a contested area, and the only route in and out of Tuzla. To make the road safer for UN staff/civilians a Pakistani battalion was tasked with escorting UN vehicles through the area. Yes, yes, sounds good. No no no! Not good, not good at all. We would line up behind these big armoured vehicles and get escorted through. Escorted at 10km/h... We are not in 2" thick steel armoured vehicles, we are in these civilian trucks, built for fuel efficiency - thin. And we had gone from a fast moving target (we did not hang around waiting to be shot at...) to a very slow moving target...

Yes we had flak jackets on (designed to keep the body parts together if hit, saving lives... not so much) and helmets... I should be safe if a 50cal slug hits my helmet at 800mph... maybe? but it was a pretty blue colour. 

We did not like the convoy idea... no, not at all. To avoid the convoy we would go through in the middle of the night, lights off and hauling... fast... no helmets.

I had done the trip a week earlier, me and some Mexican guy. Middle of the night, lights off, hauling... Light machine gun fire is a scary noise when it is targeted at you. They got one of my tires... I had nine others, we were okay, but I'm not stopping to change the tyre...

So this time I was nervous... we had left early but daylight was coming, the hill was steep and fast and at the closest point you had to slow right down to take a very sharp left hand turn. My truck was loaded heavy... big, big generators... too fast. I don't remember much, I remember tilting and falling towards the passenger window, it exploding inwards before I hit it, but not much else until I hear Yam Yam "Chris... Chris...? Y'alrite mate...?" 

I was okay, bruised, in shock. We went back to base, came back with a contingent of Swedish Engineers, got shot at again, dove into their armoured vehicle and back to camp. I saw Susan, she took the piss (fortunately I was still in shock...) Interesting day.

But you see, things sometimes turn out good. I wasn't scheduled to return to Tuzla, I was on leave heading back to the UK for a couple of weeks. The key point... I was leaving Susan in Tuzla. We had only just met and she would be gone by the time I returned. I would never see her again... But I couldn't go, could I? My transport was upside down in a ditch being used for target practice.

Susan and I got together and 19 years later have a fantastic life in Big White, kids, dogs, skiing... all is good.

Mostly...

I found out today.
RIP Yam Yam.


Tuesday, 16 September 2014

Big White is AWESOME! Cos the people 10... Lucy... and a Germany Story

Lucy, Lucy, Lucy...

Bottom wiper to T-Laz, amongst other things like being British, yes, yes, you know the place where humour comes from. Actually most countries have humour (except Germany of course...)

Oh... tangent...
Did I ever tell you about the German border guards? No...?

A long long time ago in a country far far away... Bosnia actually, I was working for the UN in Tuzla (North East Bosnia). Susan and I were on leave and visiting Fulpmes in Austria, which is pretty close to the German border; and just over the German border is Garmisch - a beautiful little town that happened to have an American military base, complete with a PX.

What's a PX? I hear you ask. Let me tell you; a PX is one of those military stores that provides American goods, tax free to military personnel... and being an ex British Army type dude I had rights n stuff, well I had an ID card.

Sooo, we set off to the PX, I was driving and we get to the German border, "Kin ve see your driverz licenze pleaze?" (a german accent is pretty tough). I gave him my UN license - good for all over the world... except Germany apparently. "You cannot enter wid zees... do you have some zing elze?"

Now... it just so happened that Susan had an international drivers license, honest, straight laced, rule abiding Susan... had an expired international license... well, expired in the normal sense of the definition. The license is valid for 12 months and her license expired in 1995, to get her UN license for 1996 she had to produce a valid international license, not easy to do in 'a land far far away' unless of course you change the 5 to a 6... then voila... Legal! Well in a 'hope I don't get caught' kind of way. I can see you are shocked.

The German border guards were happy to see (glance at) the license and let us proceed... with Susan driving of course... Coming back was a bit different, we get to the border and Susan hands her 'forged' license to the new border officers... who look at it... closely... and then disappear... and then reappear with a 'look' on their faces... and then ask us to exit the car... and go into this little room... interrogation room... 'zis ees not correct!'... Who would guess the Germans would be able to identify (un)professionally forged documents...? Ah... well you see officer, I just met her... I didn't know she was participating in international criminal activities... I'm ex-british Army, I have Thatcher on my side... 

Anyway, long story short we were fined Dm 200 and released, actually she was fined... we paid. However the none too friendly (with Susan) border officers told her she could not drive with her 'doctored' license... At that point I brought out my UN license, "Can I drive with this...?" saving the day again, and off we went.

Of course somebody was mad a somebody else... yes I did tell you to get out your license, yes I did know it was 'edited'... yes to other stuff too, but I did not do the editing in the first place did I? For some reason logic does not pass as a valid position...

So... yes, Lucy Gilbert, of the Gilbert and Sullivan fame, yes, she is related to her dad, who has the same name as one of the singers. True story.

Anyhow... Lucy did a whole bunch of stuff for the Bike, Hike and Beverage (did you get the t-shirt?) weekend. She was the one behind the desk looking really really really happy, in one of the 'I'm effin miserable' ways. Lucy is really good at those looks.

And I missed mentioning her in my last blog... the girl she wipes the bottom for was up in arms about this, which is important because if you have seen Taryn's arms they are longer than Lucy's feet. 'No-way dude!' 'Yes, way, dude!' When you see her on the slopes... look closely, those are not skis my friend...

Apparently Lucy is a bit OCD... when she has a meal none of the food types on her plate can touch each other and she has something called a 'king-bite' the last best bit, the most tastiest morsel, the pure, unadulterated, fat free, bite sized portion, saved for the very last delicious bite. I can see her reasoning, I understand the compulsion, I have to respect Lucy's desire and need for food control - I cannot argue against the 'king-bite' way of life. It truly is the one element of pure control in a life of chaos (she works for Michael J... you know what I am talking about Lewis). Food peace/piece be with you Lucy.

Hey... did I tell you about the competition we are having this year? It is gonna be great, the prizes are awesome! Well it is beer so same thing. The rules are simple, rule one - steal Lucy's king-bite from her plate, rule two - eat said king-bite, rule three - take picture of Lucy. And the best thing... there are no limits, you can do this as many times as you want/can. Anyone who can do this will win a six-pack - pics must be provided. Sólido takes no responsibility for injuries incurred during the competition.


Okay, last bit. Loocey does not look like Zooey Deschanel, look at the pics below, they are nothing alike-








That is not a cherry my friend.







No, please do try to take my king-bite... I won't mind... much.
Told you, the one on the left is Loocey, other left, well when you are looking at the picture from the right, then it is right. The one over there with the red stuff... is not Zooey, that one is Lucy, I think there was an incident...
Sólido Properties rents, owns, lives, manages, avoids crazy tenants, drinks beer, gives away beer... sometimes, has fun making up stuff in a blog, keeps fit running away from people written about in said blog and needs more property gosh darn it - that is my southern American accent. Oh... and you see those annoying little ads around the page? You should click on those, it makes them go away... what, it didn't work? Try again... keep trying... try the other one... wait, refresh the page then try them all again. That should work... no? Click it twice, each... must be a glitch, come back and try again tomorrow.

Wednesday, 3 September 2014

Big White is AWESOME! Bike, Hike and Beverage...



Good god man, it is September already... what happened to August?!! Or even July...? One post in August... poor showing Mr. Pickles... poor showing!

But here we are again, yay!


Big White Bike, Hike and Beverage happened this weekend at BW... how many people!!! We expected my IQ (almost triple digits) and my pin number arrived. 'No, sorry we ran out of beer... no, sorry we have no hot dogs left... no sorry all the food has gone... A lemon? Really? You want a lemon? Sprinkled with sugar...? Good choice, lots of vitamin C in that... no, I'm not sure if it is gluten free...' 



A big, big thanks to all who helped make it happen - you guys were AWESOME and yes in the Big White is AWESOME way. And thanks to Big White Ski Resort for stepping up and being the catalyst for it all!


I actually write this basking in my glory of 'King of the Mountain bike champion... mountain bike category...' I have the notable achievement (in that category) of being both first... and last... but I like to focus on the first position result more... And congrats to the actual overall winner (he even gave everyone a head start) and the 73 year old competitor... Yes yes I know he beat me overall, but, there is a reason, I found a $10 bill on the road and had to stop, go back and pick it up - that added at least 20 minutes to my time, and the best thing? Yes, I found the owner of the $10... I was so excited... not.



Then there was the run! Kudos to Owen Brunt - 52 minutes! And he is 11! Fourth overall! Did I mention he was 11? And this is not any ordinary run... this is the Big White Challenge -

  • Elevation start 1755m over a mile.
  • Elevation gain 400m
  • Elevation peak 2145m
  • Length 6.51km
And this is a steep, rocky, challenging terrain with streams to ford, bears to dodge, rocks to climb... if I was Salomon I'd be sponsoring this kid.
Owen's mum... with Owen's pre-race breakfast.
 














What else?
Music - live bands in the village, live bands at Blarney Stone.
Fire Dept had their trucks out, kids were fire-fighters for a day.


Start of the Challenge!


And and and... it was all free! How cool is that?!! Big White really is AWESOME!





Bring on next year!

Special Thanks (in no particular order) to all the t-shirt sponsors-
Billy's Waterworks.
Underground Pizza
Black Diamond Grill
Rent Chalets
Elevation Day Spa
Don and Theresa.
Okanagan Physiotherapists
Jerry Redman and Remax
PMF
Peter McCloud and Premier Properties
Gary Turner and Royal LePage
The Woods
Chalets at Big White
Sólido Properties
Globe and Blarney Stone.

And the people that made it happen, whose names I know but may or may not be able to spell, I could look them up but instead I will waste my time writing this sentence.
Jude Brunt
Josh Foster
Addy Gowe
Big White Fire Dept and the WEP
Peter Plimmer
Clipboard Bob
Bill Slaney

And all the hard working sponsors!

For the many I missed, if you have any complaints, please email a detailed breakdown of your contribution to me at idontcare@whogivesahoot.com


Sunday, 3 August 2014

Big White is AWESOME! The People 9 - T-Laz

T-Rex... to her friends... we think... I say we think cos cats don't say much... No... they don't T.

Anyhow we love T-Laz, these are all the things we love about T-Laz...

Where is that deep fat fryer...?
I got some fries to fire up... in ma pockets!
  1. T-Laz can complain like no other, she is THE best, yes I used capitals for emphasis...
  2. Er... well... er... let me get back to you, no wait, got one. T-Laz can re-warm fries like no other, no putting them in the microwave for T-Laz, it is back in the deep fat fryer or nothing.
  3. T-Laz can get mad... instantly... she is brilliant... at it. Just mention re-warmed fries and she is ready to fight. 
  4. T-Laz is a fire-fighter... and there does not have to be a fire. Yes... no need for a fire...
  5. And a vegetarian... we don't love her for that tho... it is kinda dumb (and when I say kinda, I mean, really dumb). Did we fight our way to the top of the food chain to eat mushrooms... I don't think so!
  6. But... don't mention being vegetarian is dumb - the fire-fighter comes out punching.
  7. I am sure there are hundreds of other things... probably... 

This is so not cool... we are not friends.
T-Laz is highly intelligent... well she is very tall, and her intelligence level is high up... well it is on her shoulders... and did I mention tall? This is not to be confused with IQ levels... which in T-Laz's case there is a whole bunch of inverse correlation. Luckily T-Laz has stopped growing.


T-Laz with Lucy her owner - training not going well...
"Hee hee hee - I can poop anywhere!!!"
"Wipe my bum Lucy...!"
But... there is progress. We would (the global population in general) like to thank T-Laz for the contribution she is making to the planet's evolutionary progress - her personal self improvement campaign has led to an increase in the human-race's overall intelligence level (and her own). Yes, T-Laz is now using words with greater than one syllable - yesterday we had 'Sounds crappy' from T-Laz... written, using correctly spelled words n'all! Yes, yes I know that if he was alive Shakspeare would have little to concern himself, and my dog doesn't write, so he is not worried either - but T-Laz... way to go dude(ess)! High five!


What else? T-Laz is Canadian... from yes, you guessed it! South Africa! T-Laz has pets... I mean is the pet of Lucy (her owner) and is still in the process of being house trained... a work in progress I hear... sometimes the cats shake their heads in frustration or disbelief... 

I'm not that worried.




 Sólido Properties lives, works, drinks beer, abuses people in a crappy blog, has lots of hiding places. Owns, manages, and runs numerous properties at Big White ski Two Season resort. If you are a property owner looking for mediocre (or lesser) management for your properties - contact us... if you can find us... well... before T-Laz et al do.

Monday, 28 July 2014

Big White is AWESOME! Grant-in-Aid Funding!!!

$400 this year!!! 

Grant and aid funding.
The Regional District of Kootney Boundary has a Grant in Aid Program - funds derived from owners property taxes. These funds are used for 'special' services/programs outside of the traditional remit of the regional board of directors.

Grant-in-Aid Funding is paid by each Area, in 2013 per $100 of property tax paid.
Area A - Fruitvale and... - $0.67c - total $33k
Area B - Old Glory and... - $.92c - total $24k
Area C - Christina Lake... - $1.38 - total $64.5k
Area D - Grand Forks... - $1.16 - total $33.4k
Area E - (including Big White)- $1.23 - total $95k.
Area E - Big White only $1.26 - total $52.3k

Each area manage and allocate/distribute funds from their own budget. Except Big White, Big White is allocated and distributed by the Area E director (Bill Baird).

The Big White Community has been very inactive in requesting Grant-in-Aid funds. I believe  we received $2500 in 2012 for the school and this year we have been granted a massive... wait for it... yes! $400... 

The community was proactive this year, $10,000 was requested to aid the development of the summer season along with $8,000 for village clean up facilities - garbage bins, recycling containers, ash-trays etc... We were refused.

Apparently there is little qualifying criteria, there are no rules - grant approval is at the subjective discretion of Director Baird... in the last three years we (as a community) have handed over $150k+/- and been granted $3k... or 2%...? Really...? Well we do appreciate the consideration... And the other $147k...? Oh... I see... it went to the other areas... we get a 2% benefit and they get a 220% benefit...?

Well... that's equitable then. I guess we don't need any funds... 

And the stats at the beginning? Not that important, just a highlight of the ratios.

Sólido Properties lives, works, owns, and manages property at Big White. Oh... and pays lots of property tax...

Tuesday, 22 July 2014

Big White is AWESOME! Big White Challenge v. Grouse Grind...

Now before you go thinking to yourself 'oh he is totally biased...' let me just tell you that yes, you are right. However, despite my ability to embellish stuff, I will also point out some facts. (of course, they may be distorted, and may omit bits... but still facts).

I was messaging someone on Thursday about the Big White Challenge, (Facebook Page) and they mentioned that the Grouse Grind in Vancouver gets 150,000 hikers every year! Two days later I found myself, with little to do, in Vancouver. "Since I am all about the Big White Challenge, I had better increase the number of Grouse Grind visitors to 150,001. So off I went.

No, no, no... please charge me more...
From downtown Vancouver it is a 25 min drive to the bottom of Grouse Mountain. The first thing that irritated me (I am easily irritated) was parking - you had to pay, and you had to stay for a minimum three hours, with a minimum charge of $6... why...? I am only here for a hour... irritated...

The Grouse Grind is a one way hike, you can go up, but you cannot hike down. The only way down is via the gondola. The gondola charge is $10 (irritation #2). Before I have even started the trail it had cost me $16. Big White's gondola is free, even in winter! 'But Mr. Pickles, the Big White Gondola only runs in the winter...?' 'Yes, I know, but that does not help me distort the facts does it!?' Stop asking awkward questions.

The Big White Challenge - parking is free, the route is circular so there is no requirement to pay for or use the chair lift. Of course on the weekends when the chair lift is running you can ride for a nominal fee... but it is optional.

My first (and only attempt so far) for the Big White Challenge, I had a time of 58m 34s. My first visit to the Grouse Grind was 47m 13s. Why is this relevant Mr. Pickles? Er... dunno... er... I think cos Paul Doherty is interested... maybe...

The differences.

The Grind starts at 991 feet, (302m) elevation. The Challenge 5,764 feet (1757m). 
Physically, how does this affect you? I have no idea - but here are some pretty graphics.


At 302m, the standard barometric pressure is 98kPa (734 mmHg). This means that there is 97% of the oxygen available at sea level.




At 1757m, the standard barometric pressure is83 kPa (622 mmHg). This means that there is 82% of the oxygen available at sea level

But what does all this gobbledegook mean? Good question... But I still have no idea, looks good eh? The pinky/purply lines have a bigger gap... which probably means something tho...

The official website stats for the Grouse Grind - 
Length: 2.9 kilometres (1.8 miles) 
Elevation Gain: 853 metres (2,800 feet)
Base: 274 metres above sea level (900 feet)
Summit: 1,127 metres (3,700 feet)
Total Stairs: 2,830 

However, mapmyrun has me starting at 302m and finishing at 1081 - or 789m elevation gain. I used mapmyrun for both trails so to compare apples to apples, the stats I use -

Big White Challenge
Length: 6.94 kilometres (4.1 miles) 
Elevation Gain: 394 metres (1293 feet)
Base: 1757 metres above sea level (5,764 feet)
Summit: 2150 metres (7,054 feet) 

Grouse Grind
Length 2.71 km
Elevation Gain 789m
Base 302m
Summit 1081

Okay, other stuff.
Views - the views along the Big White Challenge are spectacular, Rhonda Lake, the Monashee Mountain Range, Christian Valley... The views on the Grouse Grind... it is fairly limited to the stairs/trail, you are looking down all the time and when you look up you are looking at the trail - it is so steep you don't have any option really. Yay...! lets look at 2830 stairs... However, coming down on the gondola you do enjoy great views of Van city.

Family Friendly - The Big White Challenge is hard but it can be enjoyed by families, kids as young as five could probably, fairly safely, manage the hike. The Grouse Grind, not so much, maybe young kids could make it, but it does not 'feel' that family friendly.

Access - The Big White Challenge can be accessed from any property/home on the mountain. The Grouse Grind you need transport to get to the bottom of the trail. And you have to ride the gondola down - did I mention irritating...

Hey... can we come do the Grouse Grind?
No!
Rhythm - The Big White Challenge has varying but open trails, if you have the ability, running the trail is optional. The Grouse Grind cannot be run at all, the terrain is too variable.

Dogs - permitted on the Big White Challenge, not permitted on the Grouse Grind - I did not have my dogs with me, but if I did... I would have been irritated.

So a family of four doing the Grouse Grind would spend $46, the same family doing the Big White Challenge - $0. The Big White Challenge has better views, better terrain, is longer, has less elevation gain but starts and peaks, much much higher, and is more family (and dog) friendly. And because it is brand new... has far less visitors - great for misanthropic people (like me).

Oh... we prefer Big White anyway.
Sólido Properties owns, rents, lives, hikes, runs, and lives the million dollar lifestyle (without the $1m cost) at Big White - the two season resort in BC. 

Big White is AWESOME!!! Thinking of coming to Big White for a season...? And you're nervous...? Part Duh!

See what I did there with the 'Duh'? Well... "Duh! Of course we did... dumbass." So, I have a little confession. That was ...