Thursday, 18 July 2013

Big White is AWESOME! Cos of the people...

It is 'Jo', not 'Joe' as I was reliably informed by someone who would know - Jo herself... Sorry Joe. 

Jo not Joe.
Jo is the always, always smiling and very pretty face at the Globe - even when she only has four hours sleep she is bright and cheerful and always, always performs the hyper critical task of keeping my coffee cup, full of coffee. Ah... I love the smell of coffee in the morning...

And sometimes on the rare occasion I fulfill my side of the bargain and actually pay for the coffee... but not too often, I need to ensure expectations are managed, and not too high...
No fires here... Yet.

And look guys, Jo is cute - if I was not married, had kids, two dogs, a mortgage bigger than god, was 25 years younger, better looking, could actually talk coherently, and rich - I would be all over Jo...

The other staff face of the Globe is our Brad - guess what is Brad's other special skill? Yes, correct, he is an electrician. Brad is fairly new to the Globe but he has quickly become popular with all the canine community! We expect Brad to advance rapidly - if he continues the good work he will in two-three years become recognized as a semi permanent, potentially full (probationary) member of the temporary staff... list of employee applicants - keep up the good work Brad! 

And ladies - Brad is single... eh eh? I tell you if I was not married, kids, dogs, mortgage... 

If you are wondering about the outfit there seems to be a strong correlation between fires and Brad, whenever, wherever there is a fire Brad can usually be found slinking around with his big hose... matches and a gas can - but if you are (allegedly) starting fires, wear the best safety gear - protection and camo when the real ERT's arrive. Genius! And many people have not accused Brad of not being smart.

Love you guys :)

Anyway to paraphrase Oscar Newton John - work is the scourge of the drinking classes so you'd better shape up. (it is an inside (my head) joke).

Come visit us in the Summer - it is Awesome!

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